Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Boss,Applicant
An applicant to his new Boss:
Sir, I always give 100% at work!”
Boss: Oh, and how do you manage it ?
Applicant replies: Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!
Sir, I always give 100% at work!”
Boss: Oh, and how do you manage it ?
Applicant replies: Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!
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