GAMES
  • NOTPRON
  • Monday, May 18, 2009

    Bank Robbery

    A man walks into a Bank, gets in line, and when it was his turn he pulls out
    a gun ..... and robs the Bank!...

    But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses, he turns around and asks the
    next customer in line:

    "Did you see me rob this Bank?" The customer replies ....."YES"

    The bank robber raises his gun POINTS IT TO THE CUSTOMER HEAD and
    BANG!!!!...

    SHOOTS THE CUSTOMER IN THE HEAD AND KILLS HIM!

    The bank robber quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the
    woman: "DID YOU SEE ME ROB THIS BANK????"

    The woman calmly responds . "No ... but MY HUSBAND DID!"

    Sunday, May 17, 2009

    Married Life

    Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man
    speaks and the woman listens.

    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.